gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

gerard-you-little-shit:

mother-fricker:

WHAT

PLOT FUCKIN TWIST????

Person: My new phone is waterproof...
Person: But is it waterMELONPROOOF????
Person: *smashes phone with watermelon*
Tumblr: *8 notes*
Person: ComE ON GUYS I DIDNT BREAK MY PHONE FOR 8 NOTES!!!!!!
Tumblr: Oh my god I AM SO SORRY *13428754342677 NOTES OVERNIGHT*
shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

shithowdy:

Fun fact: if you approach an employee and insist that they go ‘check the back’ for an item that’s not on the shelf, there is a 90% chance that they’ll go to the back room, scratch their ass and check their text messages for five minutes, and come back out with a sympathetic smile and a ‘Sorry!’ because they know without even looking that the stock isn’t there.

superjustsayin:

Baccano is the most perfect thing in existence!!!!!

superjustsayin:

Baccano is the most perfect thing in existence!!!!!

pararoses:

Does anyone else feel really guilty when they start talking about their own feelings and then immediately regret saying anything because you just feel so annoying and pathetic and ugh

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

My and BF’s room right now is pretty much weebnerd haven.

I feel so at home at this new place.
Everything is mine,
Ours.

etoilebulle:

 🎮

etoilebulle:

 🎮

Today is moving day part 1 aka desktop, kitty, misc stuff and my bf’s stuff. Essentials, really. Also my bf procrastinated like a boss so he has to do all the cleaning in the last few hours ilu sweetie.
Day 2 is the second of sept aka my many boxes of shit I could not bring myself to throw away.

Different Types of Opals

fangirltothefullest:

sixpenceee:

Andamooka Rough Opal

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Black Opal

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Boulder Opal

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Fossilized Opal

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Ocean Opal

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Raw Fire Opal

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Tree Fossil with Opal Rings

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SOURCE & MORE IMAGES

Ocean is one of my absolute favourites~

I’m packing my room and keep finding stuff from highschool back in my MMO phase and reminding me of my old online friends who turned into annoying assholes and I’m like
GROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN.

My bf and I just went cat supplies shopping for our move and WE BOUGHT THE MOST PIMPED OUT CAT POST AND LITTER BOX AND A LUXURIOUS CAT BED AND REALLY GENERIC FOOD BOWLS